straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

lwaoismyinitials:

Target’s Halloween cards are wonderful

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

amazed:

sarahvernons:

A mate! I want a mate!

I follow back everyone!

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

Dave making up his name for Tinder (requested by anonymous)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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